LONDON,
FEBRUARY 14, 1866. On
this occasion Mr. Dickens officiated as Chairman at the annual dinner
of the Dramatic, Equestrian, and
Musical Fund, at Willis`s Rooms, where
he made the following speech, titled "On Benevolence."
LADIES, before I couple you with the gentlemen, which will be at least
proper to the inscription over my head (St. Valentine`s day) before
I do so, allow me, on behalf of my grateful sex here represented,
to thank
you for the great pleasure and interest with which your gracious presence
at these festivals never fails to inspire us. There is no English custom
which is so manifestly a relic of savage life as that custom which
usually excludes you from participation in similar gatherings. And
although the
crime carries its own heavy punishment along with it, in respect that
it divests a public dinner of its most beautiful ornament and of its
most fascinating charm, still the offence is none the less to be severely
reprehended on every possible occasion, as outraging equally nature
and art. I believe that as little is known of the saint whose name
is written
here as can well be known of any saint or sinner. We, your loyal servants,
are deeply thankful to him for having somehow gained possession of
one day in the year for having, as no doubt he has, arranged the
almanac
for 1866 expressly to delight us with the enchanting fiction that we
have some tender proprietorship in you which we should scarcely dare
to claim on a less auspicious occasion. Ladies, the utmost devotion
sanctioned by the saint we beg to lay at your feet, and any little
innocent privileges
to which we may be entitled by the same authority we beg respectfully
but firmly to claim at your hands.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, you need no ghost to inform you that I am
going to propose "Prosperity to the Dramatic, Musical, and Equestrian
Sick Fund Association," and, further, that I should be going to
ask you actively to promote that prosperity by liberally contributing
to its funds, if that task were not reserved for a much more persuasive
speaker. But I rest the strong claim of the society for its useful existence
and its truly charitable functions on a very few words, though, as well
as I can recollect, upon something like six grounds. First, it relieves
the sick; secondly, it buries the dead; thirdly, it enables the poor
members of the profession to journey to accept new engagements whenever
they find themselves stranded in some remote, inhospitable place, or
when, from other circumstances, they find themselves perfectly crippled
as to locomotion for want of money; fourthly, it often finds such engagements
for them by acting as their honest, disinterested agent; fifthly, it
is its principle to act humanely upon the instant, and never, as is too
often the case within my experience, to beat about the bush till the
bush is withered and dead; lastly, the society is not in the least degree
exclusive, but takes under its comprehensive care the whole range of
the theatre and the concert-room, from the manager in his room of state,
or in his caravan, or at the drum-head down to the theatrical housekeeper,
who is usually to be found amongst the cobwebs and the flies, or down
to the hall porter, who passes his life in a thorough draught and, to
the best of my observation, in perpetually interrupted endeavours to
eat something with a knife and fork out of a basin, by a dusty fire,
in that extraordinary little gritty room, upon which the sun never shines,
and on the portals of which are inscribed the magic words, "stage-door."
Now, ladies and gentlemen, this society administers its benefits sometimes
by way of loan; sometimes by way of gift; sometimes by way of assurance
at very low premiums; sometimes to members, oftener to non-members;
always expressly, remember, through the hands of a secretary or committee
well
acquainted with the wants of the applicants, and thoroughly versed,
if not by hard experience at least by sympathy, in the calamities and
uncertainties
incidental to the general calling. One must know something of the general
calling to know what those afflictions are. A lady who had been upon
the stage from her earliest childhood till she was a blooming woman,
and who came from a long line of provincial actors and actresses, once
said to me when she was happily married; when she was rich, beloved,
courted; when she was mistress of a fine house once said to me at the
head of her own table, surrounded by distinguished guests of every
degree, "Oh,
but I have never forgotten the hard time when I was on the stage, and
when my baby brother died, and when my poor mother and I brought the
little baby from Ireland to England, and acted three nights in England,
as we had acted three nights in Ireland, with the pretty creature lying
upon the only bed in our lodging before we got the money to pay for
its funeral."
Ladies and gentlemen, such things are, every day, to this hour; but,
happily, at this day and in this hour this association has arisen to
be the timely friend of such great distress. It is not often
the fault of the sufferers that they fall into these straits. Struggling
artists must necessarily change from place to place,
and thus it frequently happens that they become, as it were, strangers
in every place, and very slight circumstances a passing illness, the
sickness of the husband, wife, or child, a serious town, an anathematising
expounder of the gospel of gentleness and forbearance any one of these
causes may often in a few hours wreck them upon a rock in the barren
ocean; and then, happily, this society, with the swift alacrity of
the life-boat, dashes to the rescue, and takes them off. Looking just
now
over the last report issued by this society, and confining my scrutiny
to the head of illness alone, I find that in one year, I think, 672
days of sickness had been assuaged by its means. In nine years, which
then
formed the term of its existence, as many as 5,500 and odd. Well, I
thought when I saw 5,500 and odd days of sickness, this is a very serious
sum,
but add the nights! Add the nights those long, dreary hours in the
twenty-four when the shadow of death is darkest, when despondency is
strongest, and
when hope is weakest, before you gauge the good that is done by this
institution, and before you gauge the good that really will be done
by every shilling that you bestow here to-night. Add, more than all,
that
the improvidence, the recklessness of the general multitude of poor
members of this profession, I should say is a cruel, conventional fable.
Add
that there is no class of society the members of which so well help
themselves, or so well help each other. Not in the whole grand chapters
of Westminster
Abbey and York Minster, not in the whole quadrangle of the Royal Exchange,
not in the whole list of members of the Stock Exchange, not in the
Inns of Court, not in the College of Physicians, not in the College
of Surgeons,
can there possibly be found more remarkable instances of uncomplaining
poverty, of cheerful, constant self-denial, of the generous remembrance
of the claims of kindred and professional brotherhood, than will certainly
be found in the dingiest and dirtiest concert room, in the least lucid
theatre even in the raggedest tent circus that was ever stained by
weather.
I have been twitted in print before now with rather flattering actors
when I address them as one of their trustees at their General Fund
dinner. Believe me, I flatter nobody, unless it be sometimes myself;
but, in
such a company as the present, I always feel it my manful duty to bear
my testimony to this fact first, because it is opposed to a stupid,
unfeeling libel; secondly, because my doing so may afford some slight
encouragement
to the persons who are unjustly depreciated; and lastly, and most of
all, because I know it is the truth.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time we should what we professionally
call "ring down" on these remarks. If you, such members of
the general public as are here, will only think the great theatrical
curtain has really fallen and been taken up again for the night on that
dull, dark vault which many of us know so well; if you will only think
of the theatre or other place of entertainment as empty; if you will
only think of the "float," or other gas-fittings, as extinguished;
if you will only think of the people who have beguiled you of an evening`s
care, whose little vanities and almost childish foibles are engendered
in their competing face to face with you for your favour surely it may
be said their feelings are partly of your making, while their virtues
are all their own. If you will only do this, and follow them out of that
sham place into the real world, where it rains real rain, snows real
snow, and blows real wind; where people sustain themselves by real money,
which is much harder to get, much harder to make, and very much harder
to give away than the pieces of tobacco-pipe in property bags if you
will only do this, and do it in a really kind, considerate spirit, this
society, then certain of the result of the night`s proceedings, can ask
no more. I beg to propose to you to drink "Prosperity to the Dramatic,
Equestrian, and Musical Sick Fund Association."
Mr. Dickens, in proposing the next toast, said:-
Gentlemen: as I addressed myself to the ladies last time, so I address
you this time, and I give you the delightful assurance that it is positively
my last appearance but one on the present occasion. A certain Mr. Pepys,
who was Secretary for the Admiralty in the days of Charles II., who
kept a diary well in shorthand, which he supposed no one could read,
and which
consequently remains to this day the most honest diary known to print
Mr. Pepys had two special and very strong likings, the ladies and the
theatres. But Mr. Pepys, whenever he committed any slight act of remissness,
or any little peccadillo which was utterly and wholly untheatrical,
used to comfort his conscience by recording a vow that he would abstain
from
the theatres for a certain time. In the first part of Mr. Pepys` character
I have no doubt we fully agree with him; in the second I have no doubt
we do not.
I learn this experience of Mr. Pepys from remembrance of a passage
in his diary that I was reading the other night, from which it appears
that
he was not only curious in plays, but curious in sermons; and that
one night when he happened to be walking past St. Dunstan`s Church,
he turned,
went in, and heard what he calls "a very edifying discourse;" during
the delivery of which discourse, he notes in his diary "I stood
by a pretty young maid, whom I did attempt to take by the hand." But
he adds "She would not; and I did perceive that she had pins in
her pocket with which to prick me if I should touch her again and was
glad that I spied her design." Afterwards, about the close of
the same edifying discourse, Mr. Pepys found himself near another pretty,
fair young maid, who would seem upon the whole to have had no pins,
and
to have been more impressible.
Now, the moral of this story which I wish to suggest to you is, that
we have been this evening in St. James`s much more timid than Mr. Pepys
was in St. Dunstan`s, and that we have conducted ourselves very much
better. As a slight recompense to us for our highly meritorious conduct,
and as a little relief to our overcharged hearts, I beg to propose
that we devote this bumper to invoking a blessing on the ladies. It
is the
privilege of this society annually to hear a lady speak for her own
sex. Who so competent to do this as Mrs. Stirling? Surely one who has
so gracefully
and captivatingly, with such an exquisite mixture of art, and fancy,
and fidelity, represented her own sex in innumerable charities, under
an infinite variety of phases, cannot fail to represent them well in
her own character, especially when it is, amidst her many triumphs,
the most agreeable of all. I beg to propose to you "The Ladies," and
I will couple with that toast the name of Mrs. Stirling.